Piper is sitting at a pretend newsdesk.
STUDIO PIPER: I am Piper Willis, and this is Pipe Up.
Caption: PIPE UP NEWS
STUDIO PIPER: Local heartthrob Tyler Brennan...
Caption: Piper Willis - awesome reporter
STUDIO PIPER:... has made a triumphant return to his workplace this week. Originally forced to face new career options, the beloved mechanic has made full circle and has now been reinstated at Fitzgerald Motors. Let's cross live now to the scene.
Cut to Piper standing outside Fitzgerald Motors.
Caption: Piper Willis - roving reporter
ROVING PIPER: Thank you Piper, yes, locals are rejoicing at the news that once again, Tyler Brennan's greased- up hands will be under their bonnets and changing their oil ike there's no tomorrow. Rumour has it that Tyler's girlfriend, Piper, is also ecstatic by the development as this news now means that they'll be able to afford expensive tomato sauce rather than home brand! I'm going to go to see if I can get a service for myself, but back to you, Piper.
Cut to Studio Piper who is swinging around on her chair. She composes herself.
STUDIO PIPER: Thank you. That was roving reporter Piper at Fitzgerald Motors.
Caption: PIPE UP NEWS
PIPER: Now to sport with Pipes McGee.
Cut to Piper with a cricket bat and a fake moustache.
Caption: Pipes Mcgee - sports 'n' stuff
SPORTS PIPER: So the Dingoes have gone and won themselves the game last week by three goals, bloody ripper, speaking of rippers, Fiersome Freddy's gone and got himself out of the dodgeball compers cos he's ripped his hammy, bloody rotten luck, mate. Uh, yeah, that's all on the sporting world, back to you, Piper.
Caption: PIPE UP NEWS
We cut back to the studio.
STUDIO PIPER: Now we're joined by everyone's favourite weather girl, Piper Willis.
Cut to the weather.
WEATHER PIPER: Good morning!
STUDIO PIPER: I need Piper to go and put a jacket on.
Weather Piper looks down at her clothes.
STUDIO PIPER: Piper! Go put a jacket on!
WEATHER PIPER: Um, I haven't had time.
STUDIO PIPER: Oh, come on, I told you two hours before we were on.
WEATHER PIPER: Look, if there's an issue, I can just...go get on out of here.
STUDIO PIPER: It *is* an issue. Piper, put a jacket on.
WEATHER PIPER: Look, if there's an issue, I can just go straight back to work, because honestly, I'm flat chat and I just genuinely forgot.
STUDIO PIPER: If you want to jump out, that's fine. Go and grab a jacket.
Weather Piper walks off.
STUDIO PIPER: TWo hours ago, I told her. Can we have wardrobe on this?
Weather Piper has returned, putting on a pink jacket.
WEATHER PIPER: This is ridiculous. Thank God Roving Piper was still her. Is she there? Are you there? Is this better? She's not even there.
Caption: PIPE UP NEWS
We cut back to the studio.
STUDIO PIPER: Now crossing over to our residential horoscope specialist, Piper predicts...
She looks down.
STUDIO PIPER: Piper did not predict getting a phonecall in the middle of this...
She drops character.
PIPER: Sorry, it's Ty, I have to take this. Hello?
She suddenly looks serious.
PIPER: Hey, what's up? Oh my God, when?
Caption: And now for some real news
PIPER: OK. Hey guys, sorry to, like, end that little segment so quickly. I didn't know if I was going to put that in, or just, not upload this week, but I've decided to address what that was about and just...to make the...to do this video. So, Tyler, my boyfriend, his brother was expecting a baby through surrogacy...and...they just got some really bad news. So I'm going to go and be with Tyler and his family. Because, yeah, at times like this, you realise that you need family, and you need to be there for each other...it's important. Alright, thanks, guys, bye.
